Drunk Thief

• Burglary and booze dont mix, as one Russian robber recently discovered.
(Huffington Post)
• One of the most hapless robberies in a while ended in failure because the thief drunk a bottle of vodka he came across and fell asleep, Moscow region investigators said on Monday.
(RIA Novosti)
• You certainly wouldnt want to meet any of this lot up a dark 19th century alley.
(Daily Mail)
• TWO kebab shop burglars ignored a cash till – to make off with a five-stone pillar of frozen meat. One of the pair came to grief as they tried to make off with the "elephant's leg" doner kebab – dropping the rock-hard lump of meat on his foot.
(Daily Record)
• A homeless man was drunk when he walked into a supermarket with a suitcase and loaded it up with alcohol before brazenly walking out of the door.
(thisissomerset.co.uk)
• The thief, 20, dropped most of the notes as he rushed out of the Having been given the money by an employee, Mr Darby is so drunk he is dropping the money as he leaves the store.
(Daily Telegraph)
• The thief walked up behind the victim and demanded he hand over Escondido police arrested six drivers on suspicion of being drunk at a checkpoint operation that wrapped up early Satuday, and seven drivers were cited for being unlicensed.
(News 8 KFMB)
• Coquitlam Mounties are looking for witnesses relating to a crash last week that involved an alleged repeated drunk driver.
(thenownews.com)
• A possibly drunk motorcycle driver was reported on Market Street at 7:45 p.m. A Market Street woman told police she believed someone broke into her home. A Thompson Street woman told police that someone broke into her apartment.
(East Bay)