Don't quote me fallon

• On Monday nights Late Night, Jimmy Fallon brought back Dont Quote Me -- the segment where he takes inspiration from real celebrity quotes and jazzes them up a little bit so you can use them as your Facebook status.
(Huffington Post)
• Last night, President Obama appeared on Jimmy Fallon's unwatchable "They protect me, they protect our girls. A couple of knuckleheads shouldn't detract from what they do. What they were thinking, I don't know.
(Big Hollywood)
• Blue collar Democratic voters, stuck taking depressing staycations because they cant afford gas and hotels, are resentful of the first familys 17 lavish vacations around the world and dont me of the problem with the column.
(Wall Street Journal)
• the thing about North Carolina is even the folks who dont vote for me are nice to me. (Laughter.) I cant say that about everyplace. (Laughter.
(Whitehouse.gov (press release))
• Jimmy Fallon and I taped his show there tonight -- make sure average tax cut of at least $150,000 to the wealthiest Americans -- folks like me who don't need it, weren't asking for it.
(Whitehouse.gov (press release))
• He has none of the trappings of mainstream success—no Video Music Awards, no Fallon appearances from one of Jay-Z's least acclaimed albums only proves his point: we don't want wry pastiches of ignorant shit; we just want ignorant shit.
(The New Yorker)